Honest dog gear reviews
Real reviews from a dad of four very honest dogs. The harnesses that actually work. The beds that survive a German Shepherd. The food that doesn't make your Dachshund throw up. No sponsored posts, ever.
A few things I've learned the hard way
The fine print exempts "chewing damage." Which is the only way a bed gets damaged. Get a chew-proof bed instead and skip the warranty theater.
They redirect pulling. Big difference. The ones that work share three features I write about in the harness review. The ones that don't, get returned.
I bought $40 of V8 at 11pm to learn this. The real recipe is hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dish soap. Save the formula on your fridge.
Out of 50+ toys Rex has met, three have survived. Here's the list. Save your money on the other 47.
Overbathing strips skin oils, which then over-produce. The fix is almost never more shampoo.
The testing crew
85 to 15 pounds. Chewers, escape artists, sweethearts, and one pit bull who thinks he weighs 200.
"My wife says I spend more on the dogs than on our anniversary dinners.
She's right."
— from the about page
What we cover
Brushes, shampoos, nail care, and everything to keep your pup looking fresh.
Tested by 4 dogs — the toys that actually survive and the ones that don't.
Leashes, harnesses, collars, and gear for every walk and adventure.
Car accessories, carriers, hiking gear, and everything for dogs on the go.
Beds, crate pads, blankets, and cozy spots your dog will actually use.
Dental care, paw balm, supplements, and products to keep them healthy.
Recent writing
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German Shepherds shed twice a year. The other 363 days they also shed. After three years with Rex, here's the brushing, bathing, and food system that genuinely controls it.
Border Collies aren't dogs. They're four-legged employees with a job description you have to write. Here's the training approach that works for the smartest breed alive.
Both slow down eating. Both cost about the same. They solve totally different problems. Here's exactly which one to buy based on your dog's specific issue.
I own both. They're for different things. Here's exactly when to buy a wire crate, when to buy plastic, and the situations where you need both. With no fluff.
Both promise to end shedding. Both cost about the same. I tested both on Rex and Luna for 6 months. Here's which one actually works, and why most people pick wrong.
Sunday letter
Plus the occasional photo of Rex destroying something he wasn't supposed to. No spam, no sponsored posts, ever.
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